CATSANOVA

You fools!
Tis not love that drives a woman into the abyss of eternal obsession...
Hear me when I say, it is the Question that seduces, not the answer. The amateur makes her feel loved, the professional makes her feel pained, but the Omega, the Great Catsanova, knows it is neither love nor pain which captures the deepest wants of her heart.. For it is the eternal and menacing Ride between the tides of love and pain, the pump and the dump, the rip and the rug, that truly feeds the soul of a woman.. The wise of you will carry and hold dear to this message.. the jeet shall be but a pawn in the game... bring the great Catsanova a million market cap, and I shall reveal to you The Dao of Catsanova: The Dark Art and Ancient Science of Capturing Woman.

- Catsonava